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Von Lee Smith: a white man possessed by a black woman
Akala ko si Jed Madela na ang pinaka annoying kumanta. Hindi pala. Apparently on today’s episode of American Idol (Hollywood week), Von Smith proved that he can be hissing snake who can swallow the Statue of Liberty whole. It’s so incredible how this guy is able to stretch his mouth towards the demarcation line of his ears. The guy is so annoying like Jed Madela who sings as if the there’s no more room for soul divas in the industry. Yes he can sing alright but his voice is so annoying that you begin to wonder if he is a black woman trapped in a white man’s body or just possessed by an African-American Diva’s spirit. I’m telling you, you can see his stomach 50 yards away from him once he starts to open his mouth wide and sing. The entire cast of Annie could perform inside his amphitheater-ish mouth if given the opportunity. And the weird thing is, it was Rosie O’Donnell who poisoned his mind in joining American Idol, even going as far as telling the kid that he’s better than the American Idol winners. Rosie must be suffering from a chronic ear infection. Watch his performance in youtube and take a look at the horrible screen caps of Von during today’s episode of American Idol. I would move a little bit away from the screen if I were you, less you be swallowed alive.
Screencaps courtesy of Rickey.Org
The facial muscles are beginning to tear…
He’s head could just pop up anytime…
Sige pa, emote pa…
Ibuka mo sige…
buka pa…
Sige pa bukaaaaaaa……..
He is not singing, but shouting. He could be a perfect replacement for the KISS band’s vocalist or Megadeath’s lead singer, but definitely not for American Idol. I bet all of his fans would all die of deafness.
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maiinsulto naman ang megadeath sa sinabi mo.ü
teka, pasok sya sa preliminaries?
Bluepus Maximus Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Hahaha. One of the worst contestants in AI. I don’t even know why he made it to the preliminaries. Rumor has it that he is also in for the semis particularly in the Top 36 list.
He and Tatiana del Toro are now being campaigned by Vote For the Worst website as their standard bearers haha
woi, magaling naman si jed madela. lagot ka sa mga fans niya. {ipinagtanggol ba?!}
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Bluepus Maximus Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Haha magaling kung sa magaling but the voice should be masculine if you are a HE LOL Let the fans come here and bring it on LOL
i don’t like his voice. i like him hehehe but not his voice.
Bluepus Maximus Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Same here. He’s annoying. He and Tatiana should do a duet LOL
I’ve watched him once..pero di ko nahalata yung nakakatawang niyang style..haha! divang diva….
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Bluepus Maximus Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
LOL Male Diva to be exact Jere. Thanks for visiting and welcome to TWC.
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echos!~
Bluepus Maximus Reply:
February 9th, 2009 at 7:10 am
Nachos?
kamukha pa naman niya ang anak ni tom hanks… konti lang naman.. well prang di xa galit sa mic at gusto nyang lamunin
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Bluepus Maximus Reply:
February 9th, 2009 at 7:11 am
Buti kamo di nalululon haha
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